OK. So here’s the board. I say we all submit quotes as we go. I will moderate. Then, we’ll make a big one!
woooo i’m giving the first quote
k, here it is:
Mr. Eldridge (to Olivia): “Your problems are like bellybuttons…they never go away!”
Here’s another one (sorry if it’s not word for word):
Eldrizzle: “I’m going to give the sub pop quizzes and if you guys get too loud during class, he or she is going to pass out the quizzes to you.”
Jordan: “Awww, can you get a sub with bad hearing?”
For the full effect, say this quote as if all your attempts to save the world have failed and all your hopes, dreams, family, friends, and accomplishments are slipping away from you like sand from your grasping fingers. Then, with your face stained with tears, turn to the sun, shake your fist at God in a righteously angry manner, and then scream the quote in a histrionic voice filled with melodramatic teenage angst.
“WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?????!!!!!!”
-Zachglasser in response to being told by Mr. Eldridge that his answer was totally, irrevocably, inequivocably, and indubitably incorrect, false, and wrong during the TSL review game.
Well I don’t think I can quite match the amazing description of Dylan but anywayz:
(when talking about the powerpoint I do believe)
“When you squeeze a sponge, it loses all of its knowledge.”
Dylan-you are my hero for that incredible comment. And now another incredible quote from Dylan…
“I helped my Uncle Jack off the horse.”
-when explaining that capitalization is of the utmost importance.
I’m sure pretty much every period is basically one giant quote. But here’s a funny one I heard this week.
(when talking about the Imagery worksheet regarding leprosy)
Erica: Oh, is that why they call them lepercauns, because they’re really short?
“Listen Carefully and think very dirty.”
-Mr. Eldridge when discussing 1st scene of a Shakespeare play.
i don’t really remember any quote, but mr. eldridge calls us freakos a lot. that’s understandable i guess.
Ed and eventually Mr. E : “is he high?” when refering to jordan and his confusing apply section
later on in the period
jordan: “im just tieing my shoe”
Egdirdle: ” I’m a big fan of colons… “
HIlarious Seinfeldian response to a seinfeldian question:
Zachglasser: Mr. E, do you watch Seinfeld?
Mr. E: No Seinfeld for you!
Eric is blocking the projector screen…
Mr. Egdirdle: “Hey Eric, get the hell out of the way!”
“I’m a big fan of colons…err, I mean punctuation.”
melanie, my melanie, my true love art thou. Forget these rhetorical terms and you will be a cow. Remember apposition because that was my trope. Cheating on this test shall be your only hope.
- you will neva know
Henry Kim’s juice bag/box:
“Don’t worry if your tasks are small and rewards are few,
remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you!”
Oh yes, the value and depth of it all…
“All small were the mice,
and the rats outside.”
(I think I have this one mostly right)
Mr. E: What should you do to avoid the effects of procrastination?
“God is Mexican!”
- Random mural in Texas
“Honestly, the world would be a far better place without west Texas.” -Mr. E
Mr. Eldridge (@ Ed): “Nice jugs”
Mr. E: “Why would Wang be in the front?”
Sean: “Well you don’t want it in the back.”
Adam stares in disbelief of the enormous yellow packet.
“What kind of stapler was this?”
“A crazy monster stapler!!!”
Okay, here’s one more…
Mystery: “You get leid a lot at graduation.”
Michelle: “You get leid on vacation in Hawaii too.”
Keith, staring at the Prague pictures while eating a Socrates (aka a carrot):
“It looks like Disneyland minus the happy…”
“Men are pigs” -Zach
“your only crime, Alex, was being born” -Mr. E
Ashley,” ‘Yesterday is the history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that’s why it’s call the ‘Present’ – Kong-fu Panda “
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
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