Quote Board

OK. So here’s the board. I say we all submit quotes as we go. I will moderate. Then, we’ll make a big one!

Happy quoting.

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26 Responses to “Quote Board”

Keith Mendoza, on December 3rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm Said:

woooo i’m giving the first quote
k, here it is:

Mr. Eldridge (to Olivia): “Your problems are like bellybuttons…they never go away!”

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Keith Mendoza, on December 3rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm Said:

Here’s another one (sorry if it’s not word for word):

Eldrizzle: “I’m going to give the sub pop quizzes and if you guys get too loud during class, he or she is going to pass out the quizzes to you.”
Jordan: “Awww, can you get a sub with bad hearing?”

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Dylan Lee, on December 3rd, 2008 at 6:29 pm Said:

For the full effect, say this quote as if all your attempts to save the world have failed and all your hopes, dreams, family, friends, and accomplishments are slipping away from you like sand from your grasping fingers. Then, with your face stained with tears, turn to the sun, shake your fist at God in a righteously angry manner, and then scream the quote in a histrionic voice filled with melodramatic teenage angst.
“WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?????!!!!!!”
-Zachglasser in response to being told by Mr. Eldridge that his answer was totally, irrevocably, inequivocably, and indubitably incorrect, false, and wrong during the TSL review game.

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Ethan Singer, on December 3rd, 2008 at 6:33 pm Said:

Well I don’t think I can quite match the amazing description of Dylan but anywayz:

(when talking about the powerpoint I do believe)

“When you squeeze a sponge, it loses all of its knowledge.”

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Alex Carfi, on December 4th, 2008 at 10:38 pm Said:

Dylan-you are my hero for that incredible comment. And now another incredible quote from Dylan…

“I helped my Uncle Jack off the horse.”
-when explaining that capitalization is of the utmost importance.

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alex kolkin, on December 5th, 2008 at 7:55 am Said:

I’m sure pretty much every period is basically one giant quote. But here’s a funny one I heard this week.

(when talking about the Imagery worksheet regarding leprosy)
Erica: Oh, is that why they call them lepercauns, because they’re really short?

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Danielle Broder, on December 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm Said:

“Listen Carefully and think very dirty.”
-Mr. Eldridge when discussing 1st scene of a Shakespeare play.

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tricia mar!, on December 8th, 2008 at 7:17 pm Said:

i don’t really remember any quote, but mr. eldridge calls us freakos a lot. that’s understandable i guess.

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andrea abaloni, on December 9th, 2008 at 6:44 pm Said:

Ed and eventually Mr. E : “is he high?” when refering to jordan and his confusing apply section

later on in the period

jordan: “im just tieing my shoe”

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Ethan Singer, on December 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm Said:

Egdirdle: ” I’m a big fan of colons… “

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alex kolkin, on December 10th, 2008 at 5:39 pm Said:

HIlarious Seinfeldian response to a seinfeldian question:

Zachglasser: Mr. E, do you watch Seinfeld?

Mr. E: No Seinfeld for you!

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Ethan Singer, on December 15th, 2008 at 11:48 pm Said:

Eric is blocking the projector screen…

Mr. Egdirdle: “Hey Eric, get the hell out of the way!”

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nadir bilici, on December 16th, 2008 at 7:37 pm Said:

Mr. Eldridge:

“I’m a big fan of colons…err, I mean punctuation.”

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you will neva know, on January 6th, 2009 at 7:50 pm Said:

melanie, my melanie, my true love art thou. Forget these rhetorical terms and you will be a cow. Remember apposition because that was my trope. Cheating on this test shall be your only hope.
- you will neva know

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Henry Kim, on January 7th, 2009 at 6:07 am Said:

Henry Kim’s juice bag/box:
“Don’t worry if your tasks are small and rewards are few,
remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you!”

Oh yes, the value and depth of it all…

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Adam Stromlund, on January 8th, 2009 at 10:22 pm Said:

“All small were the mice,
and the rats outside.”
-Nadir

(I think I have this one mostly right)

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Ethan Singer, on January 17th, 2009 at 12:32 pm Said:

Mr. E: What should you do to avoid the effects of procrastination?

Jordan: Pills.

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Chris "The Rininator" Rini, on January 22nd, 2009 at 4:17 pm Said:

“God is Mexican!”

- Random mural in Texas

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Alex Carfi, on January 22nd, 2009 at 8:01 pm Said:

“Honestly, the world would be a far better place without west Texas.” -Mr. E

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Keith Mendoza, on March 1st, 2009 at 3:48 pm Said:

Mr. Eldridge (@ Ed): “Nice jugs”

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Ethan Singer, on March 4th, 2009 at 8:12 pm Said:

Mr. E: “Why would Wang be in the front?”

Sean: “Well you don’t want it in the back.”

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Brittany 5, on March 17th, 2009 at 3:54 pm Said:

Adam stares in disbelief of the enormous yellow packet.
He says:
“What kind of stapler was this?”
Michelle:
“A crazy monster stapler!!!”

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Brittany 5, on March 17th, 2009 at 3:57 pm Said:

Okay, here’s one more…
Mystery: “You get leid a lot at graduation.”
Michelle: “You get leid on vacation in Hawaii too.”

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Brittany 5, on April 13th, 2009 at 9:38 pm Said:

Keith, staring at the Prague pictures while eating a Socrates (aka a carrot):
“It looks like Disneyland minus the happy…”

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CARFI, on April 22nd, 2009 at 12:01 pm Said:

“Men are pigs” -Zach

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ashleyactkinson, on April 28th, 2009 at 9:06 pm Said:

“your only crime, Alex, was being born” -Mr. E

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