Comments on: Pun Contest

By: Michelle Elias

Michelle Elias — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:13:32 +0000

@Keren Mahgerefteh, you spelled bologna wrong…btw

By: Kimberly Barnhill

Kimberly Barnhill — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:54:29 +0000

If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?

By: Kimberly Barnhill

Kimberly Barnhill — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:51:33 +0000

Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.
I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.

By: The Rininator

The Rininator — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:41:18 +0000

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

By: The Rininator

The Rininator — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:39:47 +0000

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
the bartender brought in a guy who looks just like me.

By: Keren Mahgerefteh

Keren Mahgerefteh — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:46:23 +0000

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall – and a pretty good spring and summer, too.

By: Keren Mahgerefteh

Keren Mahgerefteh — Sun, 03 May 2009 22:13:24 +0000

The untruthful deli clerk was full of baloney.

and another

Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler.

By: CALLIE Aaker

CALLIE Aaker — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:03:06 +0000

When there was too many people in the Animal Hat Clan, one of the members said, “there are way to many people in the group, we should cap-off the membership.”

-true story haha

By: Keren Mahgerefteh

Keren Mahgerefteh — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:24:54 +0000

A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.

By: Stejones

Stejones — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:30:50 +0000

this is for serious musicians:

Did you hear about the jazz musician who was sustained in an ice box?

He was really Phrygian because he couldn’t open the Dorian.