Alright. So you think you’re clever? How about the highest art form out there? Yes, it is time for The Almighty Pun Contest.
Here is a light sample from the past year:
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
- The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of
No get to punning.