Scribe: 04.14.2011
Period 1
Cynthia Montoya
O.K. I am a scribe today… It feels so official! I feel like I am on top of the world (= So this is the post for the Thursday the 14th (which is not late… I promise!) (= So I am not going to say that “the day started as usual” because everybody says that in their posts… honestly 1st period your posts are boring! So, I got into class bored… like normal… until we started talking about a tone exercise which mentioned Jean-Jacques Rousseau, which I was convinced was a cartoon rat! I swear I’ve seen or heard that name on Tom and Jerry! Isn’t it the baby mouse from France… and he knows how to sword fight. (watch the episode. You’ll understand the misunderstanding) Anyways, nobody wants to know my extensive knowledge of Tom and Jerry, its too complex for you simpletons. JK (= except Kevin because he doesn’t have a heart so I assume he cant love therefore he will not watch something he can’t love, he might not even watch TV at all! Ok so Eldridge caught me! Which I give him credit for that nobody catches me… but yeah he said “I like how you made up a bunch of nonsense on the spot… THAT’S AMAZING”…. it takes years of practice 
I never get caught bullshitting…!… maybe because that’s physically impossible j/k… but nobody laughed when he caught me. It was so weird! I used to work at a convalescent home and the senior citizens laugh more in a day than our class does in a year!! (And I’m not counting Bertha who used to sit in a corner and laugh at the wall.) Our class is full of grumpy people! I started eating my usual 1st period lunch, an apple, oh wait I forgot my apple, crackers, 2 granola bars, and a water bottle. Then Eldridge brought out this horrible packet that said something like “Sample Questions from Hell” (and we all yelled at Kevin) or at least to me it said that. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Y-e-a-h! I’m not the one who pays attention in class… so yeah umm don’t call me or ask me for anything beside Girl Scout cookies which I still have ( Do Si Dos, Samoas, Tagalongs, THIN MINTS everybody loves thin mints.. Lemon Chalet, Thank you Berry Munch) OK Bye. The cartoons are what I think about in class.. lol
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June 7th, 2011 at 8:04 pm
You began by stating that you aren’t going to begin the blog like everyone else. When you say “like normal” on your fifth line is basically saying that the day started like ususal. So technically you maged to contradict yourself in what looks like your first sentence. Then you do it again in a later line when you say “I sarted eating my USUAL first period lunch”. I love how well you keep youself away from the norm.