First of all, I’d like to say MOLE DAY!!!!! WOO MOLE DAY!!!!11!!!! MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOOOOOLLEEEEE DAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Well, Mr. Eldridge wasn’t here today so we had Mrs. Bennett. Apparently she started trope presentations right away, and Olivia presented hers on Epistrophe. Then Ed pretended to be me for my trope on Paradox, which somehow led to him hiding behind the podium for 10 minutes. Sorry if I’m not very clear on details, Mrs. Bennett sent Keith, Piggy and me to get a box of “school supplies” from her car (suspicious). Anyways, after getting hassled by all the narcs because we looked very suspicious walking around the teacher’s parking lot pressing buttons and taking boxes, we went back and I had to present my trope again. ITS MOLE DAY!!!!!! During the trope, Mrs. Bennett accused Tristan of being a hooligan. Oh, speaking of which, the tables of Bananas and Epics were pushed together for some reason? Team White Bread was on the couch, and it looked like Bicarbonate was having a feast. Or maybe it was just Colleen. After the paradox trope, Keith presented anaphora entirely in anaphora. Or so he claims. Tricia then presented her trope of Oxymoron, but unfortunately without any oxymoron in her speech. For some reason, someone wrote Matt Cravens 4 Mr. Irres. on the board yet no one noticed. It was probably Keith. It was then decided that balloon hats had very distracting, and Mrs. Bennett started rambling about how listening is the most important skill, which then turned into speaking, or something. I lost focus halfway through, but it’s okay, because ITS MOLE DAY!!!! WOOO MOLE DAY!!!! Then Steve presented her trope on Antaclasis, and apparently Ben Franklin was a master of it. But then, so is MIKE JONES. (who?) A bit of confusion ensued when the class could not find the detail work sheet on MOLE DAY WOO MOLE DAY!!!!!!!, and Tricia sneezed TWICE. Soon the detail worksheets were found, and the sea turtles were brutally attacked. Oh, and Tricia does not say hi. In fact, she says she hates you. Yes, you. She told me specifically to not to say hi to you, but only YOU. To everyone else, however, Tricia says hi. HAPPY MOLE DAY!!!!!! MOLE DAY WOOOOOOO!!!11!!!!!!11 MOLEY MOLEY ZACK GLASSER NNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR